February 2011
55 posts
Funniest shit ever
Dude walks into the bathroom at school and yells out “TWO MORE QUARTERS AND I’M OUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA! I’M TRANSFERRING TO UW AND YA’LL GONNA BE JEALOUS”
He was SO happy, but shit was funny as fuck.
This made my day, besides this broad in my class who literally said “Hell yeah i’d sell a piece of my ass if prostitution was legalized.”
Oh, and she...
January 2011
59 posts
“Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few...”
– Good Will Hunting
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"Some people can never believe in themselves,...
“And the problem with love, is that it lives in a book now
The problem with...”
– Slug
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“Everyone is trying to accomplish something big,...
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Ryan: Your resume says you minored in French Culinary Arts. Most students work the frier at KFC. You busted tables at Il Picatorre to support yourself. Then you got out of college and started working here. How much did they pay you to give up on your dreams? Bob: Twenty seven thousand a year. Ryan: At what point were you going to stop and go back to what made you happy?
“I’m guessing I love you and you’re worth it
I should take some time out...”
– Joe Budden
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"For every bad bitch there's a nigga tired of...
“I want you to have your own life
You to have you own ends
You to have your own...”
– Joe Budden
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“1997, I wrote my first rhyme, I wanna marry you...
So, I stopped eating red meat
next is soda, coffee, and cigarettes. Respectively.
I actually don’t drink that much soda anymore, but I drink about 4-6 cups of coffee a day. It’s kinda gross, but I could EASILY drink that new 32oz size “trenta” cup from Starbucks if it’s filled with black coffee. Cigarettes though, I don’t even know how I’ll pull it off. I honestly think one day...
“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than...”
“The problem with you - you let yourself stop believing
And now you’re afraid of...”
– Slug
“You should be 100% sure. You only have one life to live. You should be doing...”
– J. Sales
“It’s starting to feel like the wrong thing to do
Cause with all that...”
– Jamie Foxx
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Girl it's been so long, I've been gone from you....
So I'm at that point
where I have to make some big life decisions. I’ve been thinking about moving to California for a while now, and I’m honestly 50/50 on the idea. I’m blessed to have parents who support me in whatever I do, and they actually encourage me on moving if I want to. They’re moving to Arizona sometime this year, so I’ll be moving out, regardless if it’s California or...
“Its like, one time till’ the break of dawn like
Blacking out to your favorite...”
– Roosevelt Franklin
Lol. So, I just saw a commercial
promoting a drug to help you quit smoking. One of the potential side effects was “suicidal thoughts or actions.”
Cool. While in the process to quit smoking, I’m going to want to kill myself.
It’s just funny how the side effects of some of these drugs can be potentially worse than whatever they’re trying to cure.
Even if your zodiac sign DID change,
the description of your new one will still be applicable to you. After all, the descriptions of each sign are so vague, they can be applied to anyone.
The fact that people really feel the need to complain about this, is beyond me. I didn’t know an astrological sign controlled so many peoples lives and behaviors
Kanye West - Apologize
“But you can’t stand...
She said "you got that type of heart I like to...
“And every woman looking at you knew that you was...
“I never had an issue with trust, never knew you had an issue with lust. We can...”
– Joe Budden
“I dance to a certain drum, but when I fell off beat you didn’t turn and...”
– Atmosphere
WatchHappy birthday @Laylo
